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Just show them to me
lots of boobies 
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I heard it comes with a pearl necklace |
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raitchison
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That thing cracks me up.
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FIRST TIME SEX
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have a dinner with her parents.
Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.
The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.
At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack.
The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parent’s house and meets his girlfriend at the door.
"Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated.
The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.
10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, 'I had no idea you were this religious.'
The boy turns, and whispers back,
'I had no idea your father was a pharmacist.'
If you DON'T forward this to at least 1 person you have no sense of humor !!! |
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raitchison
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404 funny not found
I watched that for 3 minutes waiting for the punchline.
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| Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2010 12:53 pm Post subject: |
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Gray Colemans coffin
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| Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2010 12:54 pm Post subject: |
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I just had a call from a charity asking me to donate some of my clothes to the starving people throughout the world.
I told them to kiss my ass! Anybody who fits into my clothes isn't starving! |
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DAVID LETTERMAN MAY BE IN TROUBLE WITH NAACP!!!!
Now, THIS is funny.
David Letterman may not get any flak from NASCAR, but I'll bet he does get some 'flak' from the NAACP, and others such as Al Sharpton and the Rev. Jackson will absolutely go nuts !!!
David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers:
# 10 - Have to sit upright while driving.
# 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.
# 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.
# 7 - Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the same time.
# 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale Earnhardt Jr.
# 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race.
# 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho.
# 3 - No Cadillacs approved for competition.
# 2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out & run.
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN' T BE IN NASCAR...
# 1 - They Can't wear their helmets sideways. |
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raitchison
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So his costume is already personalized?
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